Part 1
Ingredients - Unlimited opportunities...
If you really want to have a bad day, all you need (besides a deep fryer, of course) can be found in this list:
You need some kind of dough, that becomes a delicious crispy hull and fits your taste. If you don't know what to do here, do what Dirk did: Mix together the basic things you can remember to be part of any dough you ever heard of. That will do the job...
If you want to fight your hunger (besides having fun) you need some meat. All kind of meat should work here. But meat is probably one of the rather boring and ordinary ingredients. This is quite usual food, but it is easy to handle and almost always eatable. Just add a lot of mayonnaise and ketchup to make it really unhealthy and you have a full meal.
The picture to the left shows poultry and hamburger meat. Everything allowed...
It's the interesting things you put into your deep fryer that make deep-frying "ultimate". This is the part that reveals whether you are a boring square-deep-fryer or an evil hardcore acrylamide-fighter. I'll just list what we used here to anymate your phantasy:
Honey-waffles, Duplo, gummi bears, Pringles, Cookies, marshmallows, white chocolate and Snickers
Now the rule above fits more than ever: Everything allowed! Everything, really! (But ensure not to violate any human rights, please!)
Finally you need some people, who also believe in this "great" idea and who won't inform any health authorities.
Now for the second part: Preparation